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Poetry


underluster, she wrote  Morgan Lynn
Before Cold Mountain 
Kelley Jean White
Dutch 
Kelley Jean White
Fastidious 
Kelley Jean White
ib 
Kelley Jean White
Fight the River
  Kelley Jean White

Rummy Park 4 (Listen)  Rebecca Lu Kiernan
Confession
  Rochelle Hope Mehr
Evermore  Rochelle Hope Mehr
Videos 
C. L. Bledsoe
Time 
Ashok Niyogi
Allergy Season  
Richard Allen Taylor
Contours  Richard Allen Taylor
Put Your Ear to the Ground  Richard Allen Taylor
Universal Recorder  Richard Allen Taylor
I Know You Though We've Never Met  Jeffrey Side
What Do the French Quote?  Jeffrey Side
Nice Boy  Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal
Mad Artist  Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal
One of Those Jobs  Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal
Writer's Block  Nathan Richardson
Where the Blue Oyster Cult had it wrong  
Nathan Richardson
Excerpts from Mythic Tunes and alphabet soup
  Scott Malby
The Woodcarver  Susan Constable
Country Roads  Susan Constable
on a receding tide
  Susan Constable
it starts with a whisper 
Susan Constable
Aeromancy  Lark Beltran
Cosmic Christmas Tree  Lark Beltran
The Wedding Band  Rachel Lawrence
Alibi  Rachel Lawrence
San Francisco, early morning  Janet Butler
Love  Janet Butler
Loss  Janet Butler

Prose      

The Death of the Ice Cream Man   George Trialonis
Monkey Man  
John P. Matsis
The Reply  Vernon Welman
Zip Guns  Michael Dennis McDermott
Protest and Hush Puppies   John A. Ward
Chores   Michael Fuchs
Dispensable
 Noreen Austin
Rooms With A View
  H. G. Dowdell
Loloila
  Alan Girling

Art

St. Augustine III  Maida Millan
Train Steps II
  Maida Millan
Church Steps I
  Maida Millan
Dante's Divine Comedy
  Konstantin Skoptsov
Isaac Newton
  Konstantin Skoptsov
Arrest
  Konstantin Skoptsov
Rhythem  Michal Mahgerefteh
Nestled  Michal Mahgerefteh
Rusting Bottles  Michal Mahgerefteh
Cold Front  K. G. Weiss

And another thing... 

Passing Time  Jerry Vilhotti


 

CONTRIBUTORS

 

Noreen Austin (prose) lives in Northern California.  She is an interpreter for the deaf at a community college.  She received her MFA from Antioch University.  Recently she was one of the featured readers at the Livewire Literary Salon at the Zebulon Lounge in Petaluma, California.  ndgreg@sbcglobal.net

Lark Beltran
(poetry) is from California but has lived in Peru for over 30 years with her Peruvian husband.  She is an English teacher, and has written for the Lima Times, the Mother Earth News, the World & I, and Aim and had poems published in Coelacanth, Scrivener's Pen, Ygdrasil and Ancient Paths.   wilbelt@terra.com.pe

Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal (poetry) works in the mental health field in Los Angeles, CA.  His first book of poetry, Raw Materials, was published by Pygmy Forest Press.  His poems have appeared in Free Verse, Pemmican, and Zygote In My Coffee.   Cuatemochi@aol.com

C. L. Bledsoe (poetry) has work in many journals including Margie, Nimrod, Story South, Opium, and Clackamas.  He is an editor for Ghoti Magazinemariastatic@yahoo.com

Janet Butler (poetry) recently relocated to the Bay Area, San Francisco, after living for many years in Italy as an EFL teacher, translator and watercolor painter.  While in Italy she translated the poetry of Dr. Romeo Giuli, some of which was published in book form by Solveig Publishing, Siena, Italy.  Her own poetry has been published in Scrivener’s Pen, FrontStreet Review, ken*again, Tilt (UK), Underground Window, ForPoetry, Subtle Tea, Prose Toad, Underground Voices and others.
janetleebutler@hotmail.com

Susan Constable (poetry) is a retired teacher and businesswoman who lives and writes on the west coast of Canada.  Her poems have most recently been published on-line by the Dana Literary Society and Poems Niederngasse, and in print by Tower Poetry, Tickled by Thunder, and Island Writers Magazineskywatcher@shaw.ca

H. G. Dowdell (prose) is a former journalist and political speechwriter.  Her articles have been featured in Essence and Self magazines, the NY Amsterdam News, NY Newsday, and the City Sun News.  Her flash fiction has been featured in Sister 2 Sister and Honey magazines, and her short stories can also be found online at Hackwriters, The Copperfield Review, Emerging Women Writers, Skive Magazine, and are forthcoming at The Sidewalk's End  and Penwomanship..  She's presently busy at work on her second novel.   helendowdell@earthlink.net

Michael Fuchs (prose) fondly remembers his checkered past as a writer, actor and successful telephone salesman of magazine subscriptions.

Alan Girling (prose) lives in Richmond, British Columbia.  His efforts have appeared in such
venues as Pagitica, lichen, Snow Monkey, Southern Ocean Review, Artella,
Open Wide, The SiNK, Gobshite, Hobart and on CBC radio.  When he's not writing, he's
likely working as a teacher of Academic English or spending time with his family.  kalgirl@telus.net


Rebecca Lu Kiernan (poetry) has published in MS Magazine, Asimov's Science Fiction, North American Review and numerous books and magazines in the U.S. and Australia.  Her first collection of poetry, "Sex with Trees and Other things Equally Responsive" was published by 2 River Press. Her erotic prose, "The Man Who Remembered Too Much" was published by Canada's Ygdrasil. She is the founding editor of the literary magazine, GECKOgeckogalpoet@hotmail.com

Rachel Lawrence (poetry) was born in the English New Forest village of Hamptworth in 1981.  She has been writing poetry and prose since childhood, encouraged by success in both fields.  As well as writing short fiction, Rachel is currently a student of the Writer's Bureau and is working on her first novel.  rachelhazellawrence1@yahoo.co.uk

Morgan Lynn (poetry) lives, teaches, writes, translates, and surfs in the Bay Area.  She writes, exaltedly and carefully, in pathways walked by Carolyn Forché, Rachel Blau DuPlessis, and Adrienne Rich, and is working on a translation of Alejandra Pizarnik’s poetry.  She believes that art helps her do everything with more passion and more sincerity.  mblynn@gmail.com

Michal Mahgerefteh (art) is an accomplished artist and enjoys working with acrylic and tile/glass mosaic, creating pieces drawn from her life's experiences.  She is a member of  The Society of American Mosaic Artists and the founder and publisher of Poetica MagazineMichalih@aol.com

Scott Malby (poetry) quotes James Murray:  "I am a nobody.  Treat me as a solar myth, or an echo, or an irrational quantity, or ignore me altogether."   beowolf2@harborside.com

John P. Matsis (prose) is a member of the Mystery Writers of America with the published novels, Reversal, Father Confessor and Harm not thy Patient (to be released Jan. 2006).   A number of his short stories have been published as well.  JMatsis@aol.com

Michael Dennis McDermott (prose) is a full-time sculptor and a part-time writer, though he is considering reversing those roles.  He lives in New York City with his wife, Patricia, and his faithful companion Leo, the Wonder Dog.  Mr. McDermott's works have appeared in multiple editions of Quill and Ink, Sonata, New Works Review, Scorched Earth, and  The Rose and The Thornleoleoleo@earthlink.net

Rochelle Hope Mehr (poetry) lives in New Jersey.  She has appeared in San Gabriel Valley Poetry Quarterly, Lucidity, Writers of the Desert Sage, Improvijazzation Nation, ArtPage Images and many other publications.   rochelle.mehr@gte.net

Maida Millan (photography) has been exhibiting her work nationally and internationally and is in private and public collections.  A recipient of various awards, her work has been published in journals, and as CD and book covers.  Maida teaches the gift of seeing and connecting through the discipline of photography.  insight305@yahoo.com

Ashok Niyogi (poetry) was born in Calcutta in 1955.  He was schooled all over India in Irish Christian Brothers' Schools and graduated with Honors in Economics from Presidency College.  Ashok spent 30 years in the world of International Commerce, 15 in East Europe and Russia and the CIS.   His work has taken him all over the world and he now divides his time between California where his two daughters live, and Russia and India.  He is currently unemployed because writing poetry is not considered gainful employment, but does have a timber plantation in Goa, India.  Ashok has two books of poetry in India:  Crossroads and Reflections in the Dark (both from A-4 Publications), one book of poems from the USA, Tentatively (iUniverse) and numerous chapbooks from ScarsTV.   He has been published extensively on line and in print in the USA, the UK, New Zealand, Australia and Canada in magazines and Anthologies.  ashokniyogi@yahoo.com

Nathan Richardson (poetry) has read numerous books of prose and poetry and even written in the margins of a few.  His driver's license identifies him as a resident of the state of Maryland and as an organ donor.  He has published poems in Concrete Wolf and Juxtapositions, both of which have unfortunately ceased publication as periodicals.  Mr. Richardson was not implicated in either journal's demise.

Jeffrey Side (poetry) has had poems published in various magazines such as Poetry Salzburg Review, and on websites such as Poethia, eratio, nthposition, Hutt and Blazevox.  He has reviewed poetry for New Hope International, Stride magazine, Acumen and Shearsman magazine.  From 1996 to 2000 he was the assistant editor of The Argotist magazine.  He now runs The Argotist Online web site.  His poetic influences are John Ashbery and William Blake.  

Konstantin Skoptsov (art) was born in Odessa, Ukraine in 1958.  His works are displayed at exhibitions and included in permanent expositions of  museums, associations and private galleries.  He specializes in symbolic paintings and graphics.  villon@farlep.net

Richard Allen Taylor (poetry) discovered rather late in life that he wanted to be a poet.  After flirting with poetry briefly in the 80's, he took up the pen again in 2001 and, at age 55, took several writing classes, got involved in the Charlotte, North Carolina "open mike" scene and began reading and writing poetry in earnest.  Since then, dozens of his poems have appeared in various publications including Main Street Rag, Iodine Poetry Journal, Ibbetson Street, Poems Neidergassen, Rattle, South Carolina Review and several anthologies.  His first poetry collection, Something to Read on the Plane, was judged by Main Street Rag as a runner up in its annual chapbook contest and was published in 2004.  In March 2005, he was a featured poet at Central Piedmont Community College's annual literary festival.  Rtaylor947@aol.com

George Trialonis (prose) is a translator living and working in Heraklion, Crete, Greece.  gtrialonis@gmail.com

Jerry Vilhotti (And another thing...) has had stories published in The Dream International, Hob-Nob, Puck&Pluck, The Literary Review and many other literary magazines.  He lives in the Litchfield Hills, "in a simpler place in time, with a good and thoughtful wife who treats me well (often I wonder why—writers, you know)" and their three children, "who have helped us fulfill a dream we had long ago and far away—just like the song!"  vilhotti@peoplepc.com

John A. Ward (prose) was born on Staten Island, attended Wagner College in the early 60's, sold his first poem to Leatherneck magazine for $10, became a biomedical scientist and is now in San Antonio running, writing and living with his dance partner.    jaward04@sbcglobal.net

K. G. Weiss
(art) is a self-taught Delaware Bay-based artist.  He has had many shows and exhibitions in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, the latest being a solo exhibition at the Millville Public Library, Millville, N.J, December 2005.   Rhythmstk@aol.com

Vernon Welman (prose) lives in Terrytown, La. where he struggles to be a writer.  His works have been previously published on the website The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature.  Vernon plans to continue writing but hopes to stop struggling.  VWelman@jeffparish.net

Kelley Jean White 
(poetry) was born and raised in New Hampshire, has degrees from Dartmouth College and Harvard Medical School, and has been a pediatrician in inner-city Philadelphia for the past twenty years.  She has nearly 2,000 poems accepted or published by more than 350 journals including American Writing, The Café Review, Chiron Review, Feminist Studies, The Larcom Review, Minnesota Review, Nimrod, Poet Lore, Rattle, and Whiskey Island Magazine, as well as several chapbooks and full-length collections of poetry:  The Patient Presents I am going to walk toward the sanctuary (Via Dolorosa Press), At the Monkey-Feast Table (Zebook Company),  Late (The People's Press) and Against Medical Advice (Puddinghouse Publications.)  Ms. White received a Pushcart nomination for an experimental piece (from Gravity Presses) in 2000, her first year of submission,  and again in 2002.  She has read her work throughout the Philadelphia area and in Delaware, New Hampshire, New Jersey and New York and is a featured reader during the 2004-2005 Free Library of Philadelphia reading series.  She has been identified as a "Peace Poet," reflecting her active membership in the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers) and for involvement with Poets for Peace locally, nationally, and internationally.  Her book, A Gilford Offering, was published in October 2004.   kelleywhitemd@yahoo.com 

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The Death of the Ice Cream Man   George Trialonis
Monkey Man
  
John P. Matsis
The Reply
  Vernon Welman
Zip Guns
  
Michael Dennis McDermott
Protest and Hush Puppies  
John A. Ward

Chores   Michael Fuchs
Dispensable
  
Noreen Austin
Rooms With A View
  
H. G. Dowdell
Loloila
  
Alan Girling

 


 

The Death of the Ice Cream Man                               

by George Trialonis   

                                                                       

hen I was eleven years old, my perception of the world changed completely, when one summer morning I overheard my mother say to Katina, a neighbor, “Poor Papamoros is dead; he died in his sleep last night.”   I almost choked on the ice cube I had just picked from our first electric refrigerator.  I slammed the kitchen door, spat the ice cube into one of the flowerpots lining our miniature patio and rushed out on the street.  I felt as if I were breaking into pieces.  My arms and legs felt so strange to me.  Had the world suddenly shattered into tiny fragments, including my own insignificant existence?

“Papamoros is dead,” I gasped to Nikos and Menas playing a game of marbles on a stone bench next door.  They didn’t even look up.  They were absorbed in their game, but they did invite me to join them.  “The ice cream man is dead,” I shouted at them.

“Does that mean that he won’t be making his rounds today?”  Menas asked, as he was about to throw his shot.

In retrospect, I should not have expected more of those ten-year-old companions of my childhood.  The game of marbles, the sunshine and the main elements of our world were there while more fun was unconsciously anticipated as the day wore on.  However, I knew that Papamoros, an essential element of our universe, was gone forever, just like my grandfather two years earlier.

For weeks after my grandfather had died his house furniture seemed so alien to me; they had shrugged off their mysterious mantle.  The wicker chair between his bed and the wooden, oblong kitchen table was cold and hopelessly inhospitable.  When he was alive he would take me on his lap and share his breakfast with me.  He would break chunks of hard, whole grain bread and dip them in a glass of warm sage tea, and I would suck the juice and pick black olives from a cup at arms length and spit the stones on the table aiming at a ‘constellation’ of breadcrumbs on the wooden expanse.  He would tell me stories of brave local fighters who, although outnumbered, fought the enemy on the mountains and plains of Crete and won glorious victories.  He would recount in detail the lives and legends of holy men, hermits, who had renounced worldly affairs to spend the rest of their lives in caves around the island.  As much as I did not enjoy the latter stories, I loved my grandfather, in spite of the fact that his furrowed face and callous hands reminded me of those hermits who, to my mind, were tormenting themselves for no reason, wasting their time in damp and dark hollows and missing all the fun under the brilliant and warm rays of the sun, not to mention countless games of marbles.  My grandfather was tall and thin, an ascetic man, much like those desiccated figures on his icon-stand above his bed.  Forty days after my grandfather had died, my mother laid a white, embroidered tablecloth on that table and removed the icon stand.  My father hired a construction worker to hammer out a window on the wall against which my grandfather’s bed stood.  I had a sinking feeling in my stomach as soon as the first lances of sunlight rammed through the opening.  My grandfather’s world was slowly, but inexorably, dissipating in my memory, pushing deep into the remote recesses of my unconscious.

However, Papamoros was so much unlike my grandfather, both in terms of physical appearance and dress.  He was a short stout, middle-aged man with red hair and a round, sleek and smiling face.  His sky blue eyes—rings detached from the azure canopy of the heavens—captured our tottering reflections as we besieged him for his wares.  There were no ridges or knolls on his plump hands which handled the scoop with such artistry.  His milk white skin was dotted with imperceptible, tiny reddish spots, which gave me the impression that this man was made entirely of candy.  His professional attire consisted of a doctor’s white coat and a white painter’s cap with a visor.  His love for children he channeled into his art of making the most delicious ice cream in the world, our world.  Also, he was a one-man band, with nasal and vocal sounds of cymbals and drums.

As much as my grandfather represented the lore of darkness, with its bloodstained heroes and skeletal hermits, Papamoros represented the sensation of warm and comforting light and the simple pleasures of life that provided nourishment to our young minds and green taste.

Papamoros pushed a white, closed cart, more like an oversized cube on wheels with a trap door on top.  The insides of the pushcart were lined with sheet-metal and filled with crushed ice keeping cold the ice cream in two large tin cylinders.  As the ice melted, it drained from the bottom rear left corner of the cart through a short spout fitted snuggly into a longer piece of garden hose.  The continuous flow of melting ice marked Papamoros’ rounds, with little pools of water designating stops.  The pushcart moved on three wheels, two in front and one fixed on a swivel in the rear for turns.  The front right wheel wobbled with an intermittent sound which, to my mind, sounded yet another call, “child-ren, child-ren.

Paaagotooo!” the call of the ice cream man would echo through my old neighborhood, mobilizing troops of children at play in the streets to a wild campaign for half a drachma, the price of an ice cream cone.  Scores of little feet stormed indoors to return just as fast in the tow of one hand extended to a fist closed tight over the precious ‘token’ for a scoop of vanilla or strawberry ice cream.  Naturally, there were ‘casualties’:  despondency or frustration nested both in children’s limbs and wet rosy cheeks.

I took my eyes away from my friends’ game and scanned the neighborhood, as if nudged by a mysterious urge swelling inside me.  The little, white-washed houses were bathed in the morning light as usual, the film of shadow from the only three-storey building to the west was receding imperceptibly, and the rustle from inside the low houses was the same, albeit more acute.  It was as if my ears were propped up and my entire senses on alert.  I knew something was wrong, in spite of the apparent familiarity of the morning stage.  Papamoros is dead, I repeated to myself.  I know something is wrong, I thought.  It’s in the air.  I sniffed to my left; I sniffed to my right, but stopped only when I noticed that Nikos was staring at me with his mouth gapping open.

“What are you doing, Giorgos?” Nikos asked.

“Nothing, I can smell bacon.  Takis will be coming out soon to join us,” I lied.

I didn’t want to make a fool of myself, so I wandered off with both hands in my pockets and head down.  Following the slightly sloping road was better suited to the melancholy which had taken hold of my limbs.  It was not so much a feeling of personal loss, as was the case with my grandfather, but a sense of emptiness, a loss of orientation, of a significant landmark or point of reference in my psyche.  I felt a growing urge to pass by Papamoros’ house, perhaps nursing the hope that my mother was wrong, that Papamoros was simply late or sick in bed.

The dark brown cover of a casket was leaning heavily against the lime-washed wall of Papamoros’ house.  The sign of death, I thought.  Death is a guest in this house.  The cover is his calling card, the words of uncle Minas churned in my mind.  Next to the cover was a large, round wreath of white carnations.  The wreath was fixed to a long and narrow floorboard and had a white ribbon inscribed as follows:  “In Memory of Our Father and Grandfather:  his children and grandchildren.”  I bent down and pinched a wall-lettuce making an insipid appearance through a crack at the lower end of the wall, to the left of the doorstep.  I wiped the dust off against my left sleeve and stuck the flower between the thick arrangement of white carnations, adding a nice touch of green to the lower, left circumference of the wreath.  In Memory of the Ice Cream Man:  the children of Saint Trinity quarter of the town, I murmured

 

 



                                                                                                        
 
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Monkey Man                                                  

by John P. Matsis                                                                          



t seemed innocuous enough at the beginning—Harold was born with too much hair.  The doctor used the word, hirsute, rather than the word, hairy, as not to alarm his mother as he placed her newborn son upon her abdomen following her brief and virtually painless labor and delivery.  At birth Harold’s scalp was covered with dark and wavy hair that reached down his forehead, nearly meeting his eyebrows and extended to both sides of the scalp to cover his ears; grassy, dark areas of hair already spotted his chest and back.  It was a peculiar but wondrous medical sight.

As the months passed, Harold’s mother would walk through the neighborhood with her precious infant tucked securely in a stroller.  Her heart was filled with pride as neighbors stopped and forced a curious look.  Some paused to offer a subdued word or two, others merely placed their hand over their mouth in a failed attempt to disguise a giggle.

Eventually hurt grew in her heart, for she could not understand.  In her mind’s eye, Harold was the perfect son—never fussy, a good eater, an infant blessed with a perfect disposition.  As the years passed, Harold thrived, becoming taller than his peers and demonstrating considerable athletic ability.  He would become the star of the high school track team, specializing in the sprints and in the long jump.

As he ran and leaped to victory time after time, his long hair flowing behind him like the mane of an animal, the onlookers would look on in shock.  They would shake their heads in disbelief—at a young man so hirsute.  And with time, as the ridicule and cruelty became commonplace, they would call him the monkey boy and a few years later, the monkey man.

Despite the handicap, Harold remained focused, although admittedly there were occasions when he would look into a mirror, shake his head at what he saw and wished he were like the others.  He would shave three or four times a day, but the hair growth was profuse and the more he shaved, the faster it seemed to grow.  He succumbed to wearing long-sleeved shirts that hid his hairy arms and he would button his shirt to the collar to prevent annoying sprigs of chest hair from reaching beyond the borders of the cloth.

Although his grades upon high school graduation were well above average, Harold decided that he would postpone his college education…earn enough money so that he would not be a burden to his parents and especially to his mother who looked so lovingly at him, who looked past his hairy body as if he were a normal young man.

As if it were meant to be, the job at the county zoo was a stroke of luck.  And when the chief zookeeper interviewed him, he was unable to take his eyes away from Harold’s hairy face and body.  He hired him on the spot—for here was an individual, hairy body and all, whose appearance would not alarm the apes.  So it was there, at the county zoo, where Harold in a short time became the zookeeper in charge of apes…not all of the apes, but specifically the orangutans—graceful creatures with long, powerful arms that were able to glide from branch to branch as if they had wings.

He would watch and study them in a scientific, analytical way.  They in turn responded to his attention, allowing him to come close to them, even permitting him to stroke their hairy bodies with his fingers as if his digits were the teeth of a comb.  And, as he combed back their hair away from their faces, they would mutter guttural ape sounds as if they were trying to communicate with him.

It was when he took notice of fellow zookeeper, Lenora, that the recognition of his strange, mutant malady finally took hold.  He would stare at her, focus upon the smooth, hairless skin of her face, the expansive forehead, and the blond hair that seemed too delicate to be real.  But to his dismay, instead of a stare returned, she would rebuff his attention by placing a finger into her mouth, pretending to vomit.  It was the meanest of the mean that a person could do.

It was then he decided that he must refocus his life.  Perhaps a wondrous deed of accomplishment could blunt the cruel way people perceived him; perhaps they might look past his imperfection and instead marvel.

The summer Olympic trials were set—in a year Athens would be filled with the greatest athletes of the world and the greatest of all competition would begin.  It was there, in that land of the ancient gods where the legendary Achilles began it all, where he would compete and show everyone that the Monkey Man was equal to the task before him.

And he formulated a plan and began his athletic training in earnest.  He studied the orangutan’s fluid motion, taking note of the precise angle of body lean as they leaped from ground to branch above.  He noted the precise swing of their arms that to a layperson meant little, but to Harold the intent was obvious—it was a way to extend the length of their leap.  He even took note of the unique way they flexed their feet and ankles in unison as they began their sky-bound leap.  He even noticed the chin brought to the chest to make the body more aerodynamic.

It was during the early morning hours when the zoo was quiet and devoid of customary crowds peering curiously at the apes that he would leap with them.  To his surprise they urged him on, swinging their arms, bending their knees as if to instruct him in their way.

It was then that he knew that he must begin his quest to be the greatest long jump athlete of all time…an Olympic champion to be admired, someone a Lenora would be attracted to.

During the isolation of the early morning hours, he would smooth out an area of soft dirt in the ape compound, place a plank where the step-off of his jump would begin and he would practice his leap time and time again.  And as he jumped, the orangutans observed with great interest, even offering shrieks of encouragement as he leaped to distances not achieved before by any human…on one leap alone, he jumped over thirty feet, well beyond the world’s record.

Although he made it known to the Olympic committee of his amazing accomplishment, they merely scoffed, saying it was totally impossible—it was not possible for an unknown athlete who had never competed in a major field and track meet to leap so far.

It was then that Harold decided that he must do what had to be done.

On a summer’s Saturday afternoon the zoo was filled to capacity as visitors shoved and crowded the exhibits—man, woman, and child alike anxious to view their favorite animal.  The ape compounds were alive with activity.  To the glee of the onlookers Sampson, the gorilla, thunderously pounded his chest with his fists, Isadora, the chimpanzee clung precariously from a rope high above her cage, her newborn protectively clutched to her bosom, and in the orangutan compound, the long-limbed apes swung from branch to branch as if they were featured circus performers.

With each effortless swing, the orangutans' graceful bodies glided fluidly as if they were suspended by invisible wires by a puppet master above, the visitors gasping with delight.  But when Harold, their keeper, appeared the visitors stood in silent disbelief.  Instead of his wearing his official zoo-keeper’s uniform, he stood before them in skimpy clothing, his hirsute body in nearly full display.  In contrast, the orangutans responded with shrieks of delight, swinging their arms in wide arcs and clapping their hands.

Harold responded by extending his hairy arms triumphantly.  And the crowd about the compound swelled as curiosity increased to a feverish level…for this was a most unusual sight.

And Harold would smooth with his hairy feet the dirt that covered a wooden plank and would make a narrow pathway in both directions for the feat that was to follow.  He would walk to the back of the compound, leaning against the wire fencing as if to gather all his energy for a Herculean feat.  Then with arms swinging, chin tucked down against his hairy chest, feet and ankles flexing and straightening in unison he would run with the swiftness of a wild animal of the Serengeti.  His long hair streamed from the back of his head as his foot hit the wooden plank and with effortless ease his body lifted off the ground, arms swinging in wide arcs as if gathering up the air about him like a champion swimmer gliding through airy waters.

Sounds of exclamation burst from the crowd as he met the zenith of his leap, his hairy legs fully extended, the earth below him a blur of dirt, soon to be impacted by the mightiest of all human leaps.

And Lenora, who up to this time stood in the background, leaned forward to observe this most unbelievable feat and despite better judgment and her prudish disposition, permitted a smile of admiration to cross her face.

 

 



                                                                                                        
 
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 The Reply                                                                   

by Vernon Welman



earest Daughter,

I write to answer the question posed in your last letter.  It started the day your Maw Maw, that’s Edna, my Momma, told me with no little excitement about new neighbors moving two doors down.  We had experienced new neighbors before, and in fact, folks moved in and out of Gretna all the time.  What got the poor woman worked up that time was the particular neighbors in question—a woman in her early forties, and as we learned later, a widow, along with her adult daughter who, based on the sunburn Maw Maw sported from looking through the picture window, seemed very single.  Your Maw Maw had her faults —drinking, smoking, swearing (at me), but she was kind at heart.  And she was pretty certain that if I didn’t marry soon, I’d die—by her own hands.

Momma, that’s your Maw Maw, said, "Get some Sunday clothes on boy."

"Momma, it’s Saturday."

"I know that."  Then she added, “But do it.  And take yourself a bath too . . . do that first."

Now I was already bothered that day as I spent the morning outside, watching another neighbor, 'Old Man' Craig, cut the grass in our yard.  I know that sounds stupid, my dearest daughter, but he always spoke of how he loved to cut grass.  And me?  Well, it never held much enjoyment for me in the confines of a single’s lifestyle.  Dad, your Paw Paw, who you never had the opportunity to meet, certainly picked himself a yard of contrary misery when he bought that house.  In fact, I’m certain that yard killed him —along with that heart attack he had at his secretary’s apartment.

"Momma," I called from the living room toward her in the kitchen.

"What?"  I heard over the clang of pots and pans and the slamming of the oven door.  It seemed like she had taken to baking.

"Did somebody die?  Are we going to a wake?"

She stepped into the hall to make herself visible.  "Why are you sitting there son?  I said go take a bath and put on some nice clothes."  Her posture and humorless glare suggested I move as she’d requested.

"Okay, okay.  But where are we going?"

"We are paying a visit to our new neighbors.  Got it?"

I got it all right.  Your Maw Maw didn’t have to say another word for me to understand what was going on.  While 'Old Man' Craig was cutting our grass, I equally took notice of those two women standing around the moving van as it was unloaded.  The older one, the mother, was an attractive woman though time had softened her shape from distinctive curves to a more rounded form, while her daughter sported the blessings from God both to the left and the right, and also everywhere else a man was permitted to look in public.  I greeted the immediate future with dismay and which was immediately coming to fruition.

After bathing, I brushed my hair like a schoolboy.  My hands shook from nerves caused by having to meet a young female under the watchful eye of Momma, but when it came to tying ties, it was never easy, even in peaceful times.  There was a natural proclivity for the back end of the tie, the tail part, to remain much longer than the front—probably due in large measure to the tail feeling inferior in girth.  I tried several times to make sense of it, but the tie had another notion of style.  I would have asked Momma for help, but she’d only pass comment on my general appearance and make changes.  Finally, I gave up when I heard her calling.  She handed me the cake to hold as we stepped outside.  Hiking up to their front door, Momma commanded, "Ring the bell."  I did so—twice.  It wasn’t easy with the cake in my hand.

There was a clinking of locks.  As the door swung open, a vision stood before me—for as surely as the daughter was comely from a distance, up close the sight of soft skin, green eyes, and blonde hair were as cooling as a tranquil pond, and yet as inflaming as molten lava over dry brush.  I could not speak.  I nearly couldn’t swallow.  Still, in all my admiration, I noted a certain harshness.  But its distress passed from my mind as little more than a small blemish on an otherwise ripe piece of fruit.

Momma, on the other hand, was not in any manner hindered in the region of her vocal chords.  She was talking it up enough for two storms.  "Welcome to the neighborhood.  We brought you a cake," she said and elbowed me into action.  I passed the prize across the threshold.  "We live two doors down."  She stuck out her hand and said, "My name’s Edna."  Momma, while retaining a communicative proclivity and an extended right hand, pointed her finger to me and added, "And this is my son, Benny."

I choked and sputtered in a low whisper, "Call me Ben, Momma."

The young creature grabbed Momma's hand.  I anticipated voiced words more like that of a celestial harp than something drummed up in the core of the human throat.  However, the voice that ensued, a voice reflective of most Gretna peasants, said, "Kind of ya ta drop over.  It’s a darling little cake."  Emerald eyes shifted to my location.  That embodiment of bodily, if not verbal, beauty extended her delicate fingers attached to her slender hand, and as her hand encased my own right paw in a near vice grip, she evicted from her mouth the words, "I’m Patty.  Hi ya Benny . . . ha ha ha."

"Uh, it's Ben."

"Yeah Ben . . . whatever."   She looked me over this way and that.  "You sure do remind me of my last two boyfriends."

"The last two?"

"They were twin brothers."  She grew introspective for a moment then added, "They sure did like to do everything together."  Then she giggled.  It conveyed all the important data that might be contained on a powerful computer.

Though you may think worse of me dearest daughter, I confess to you now that my mind altered.  Where, from afar, I had seen visions of a lady fair, I realized now, at least to the profit side of the ledger, that what I truly beheld was fair game.  My tongue began to loosen, but was still no match for Momma.

"Is there some help we can lend?"  Momma interjected.

Like earlier, when Momma insisted we visit these two females, I knew what she meant, but strangely, I was ready to work, to impress Patty with my helpfulness.  I managed a smile and to say, "Whatever you need . . . Patty."  Then I smiled.

Patty looked behind her toward a wall of cardboard in box form.  "Well sure, but I better ask Mom."  With the grace befitting her nature, Patty again turned inward and hollered, "Mom!"  In response, all we heard was a distinct and notable silence.  "Mom!!!  Where the hell are ya?"

In reply to the second call, there were footsteps on the stairs.  Descending was the older woman.  A closer inspection confirmed that she was the elder, situated in the sunny half of her forties.  As women of that age go, she was a woman of considerable beauty, assuring us without words that Patty had come by her looks though honest means.  Patty proceeded with the introductions.  Hand were shaken a second time with the noticeable difference of a delicate touch from the mom.  Her daughter carried on the entire conversation explaining our close vicinity, the cake, and the offer of assistance—mine anyway.  The look I received from the mother, now known as Daisy, remains beyond my ability to describe except to say that I have seen comely actresses capture its earnestness on screen as they were rescued by bold knights.  The mom quietly exhaled saying, "Oh yes please.  It is just us two you know.  Patty's father died two years ago."  No additional word was required as blood immediately swirled in the sea of Momma’s mind.

I started to loosen my tie when Momma said, "Benny . . ."

"Ben."

"Whatever.  It's impolite to be stripping down like that."  I distinctly heard Patty snort somewhere behind her mother.

"Momma, I'm just undoing my . . ."  But I said no more.  It wasn't in her nature to make things easy for me.  So in my long-sleeved, white buttoned-down dress shirt, I surveyed the entire lot.

Patty, displaying a gift that I thought only Momma possessed, said, "Take the heaviestone first . . . Benny."

I acted like that went unnoticed as I addressed the hulking mass that was the largest box.  "Huha," I grunted.  The thing was obviously filled with boulders.

Daisy creased her face with concern.  "It's just too heavy for the boy.  Let's forget that box."  She gently placed a compassionate hand on my already straining shoulder.

Momma, being Momma, said all exasperated, "Son, quit horsing around and move that damn . . ."  Her voiced trailed to nothing.  "Sorry (she said to the two ladies—not me). I mean just move that darn box upstairs."

So my daughter, there I stood constricted by attire unwanted, weighted down by a box unowned, and laboring under the piercing eyes of three women, each watching as I resumed and presumed to haul that anchor to the top of the stairs.  In fine fashion, I squatted over the box attempting a dead lift with my legs and rear fully engaged.  As I said dearest, it was heavy, but I was determined.  The match between box and man, up till that point, was a draw but odds favored the box.  Pride swelled when I noticed Patty observing my struggle.  But a second glance showed more clearly that her face did not display any particular warm emotion, but for the life of me, I found she exhibited the look, via a wicked smirk, the same look a small boy makes watching two insects ensnared in mortal combat.  I didn't appreciate her prior giggles, but without question, my mind was such that I felt a need to put an end to her amusement.  So driving upward with my haunches and my backside, I strained to pull the box skyward (well to belt level anyway).  My muscles tightened as mightily as the box remained committed to the ground.  I finally wrested the box several inches into the air.  It was impossible to breath or speak.  The muscles in my legs swelled, as they must have equally done so nearer my keister because I could hear the rendering of my trousers from the seat area.  Patty and Momma broke into guffaws.  Suddenly, I longed for their indifference.  An exception, Patty’s mom, moved next to me and again touched my shoulder.  Through gritted teeth, I said 'thank you' as my hands were still in possession of that same weight.  She smiled.  Ignoring the breeze, as some might say, I persevered since I still had the box in hand.

I tentatively extended my right foot in search of the lowest stair.  Once it was located, I pushed off with my left to launch my sojourn.  It was abortive.  Between the weight of the box and the cat calls from Momma and Patty about my pants, I could not gain my balance.  With only my right foot firmly planted on 'stairra firma', my body leaned backwards—but not for long.  The thud of the box hitting the floor once slipping my grasp was dull and heavy.  The thud of my butt hitting the floor was painful.

As I lay there, I heard a loud buzzing in my ears—that was Momma.  " . . . it all to hell.  That was damned clumsy of you."  She was sitting on one of Daisy's chairs sipping iced tea provided by Patty.  "Quit playing around," she commanded.

"He ain't gonna make it Miss Edna," mused Patty taking a spot on the sofa.

Rolling over and onto my knees, I was certain that by the time I got to my feet, I would be leaving, leaving their house, if not Momma’s permanently.  But as I struggled to gain a footing, there was the mother, Daisy, gently holding my arm, helping me lift myself.  She looked concerned.  She was getting a lot of practice at it too.  "Please leave that box downstairs.  Don't trouble yourself anymore."

Momma erupted a second time, cursing my lack of grace.  Patty continued expressing her doubts as to my strength.  Daisy retained a worried look.  I was touched by the sugar of Daisy’s soft nature, and thus not so stung by the vinegar in the comments from the other two.  The situation had truly risen to a matter of honor—though that substance has always remained in short supply within and without the borders of Gretna.  My hands firmly but politely guided Daisy aside.  I removed my shirttails covering any exposed territory.  Then recommenced.

Lifting and groaning intertwined until again I faced the stairs with container in hand.  This time I employed a new stratagem.  Upon setting my foot to the lowest stair, I took a deep breath and ran.  Well dearest daughter, to say I ran is not true, but I moved my legs in as rapid a succession as the weight of my cargo would permit.  My course up the staircase was not so direct as you might envision.  The course varied every two steps as my body was inclined to go in any direction but upwards.  I often swayed perilously near the railing before continuing.  After, as I approached the top of the stairs, I found my body once again leaning in the direction I had already traveled.  Lungs, strength, and balance subsided.  Fortunately, I dropped the payload on the second floor landing—before descending the stairs in a full roll.  There was no way to hear the words from Momma as the bells in my head drowned out all other noise.

Eventually, I was aware of someone kneeling beside me and stroking my face.  Since no cursing was involved, I was also reasonably certain it wasn't Momma.  Patty was a poor bet as well, so, eyes closed, I simply speculated, "Thanks Miss Daisy."

My head was scooped into the cradle of a lap.  The words flowed forth.  "You poor thing.  All this trouble over two women."  She continued to stroke my cheeks.

Like all men of Gretna, I wasn't one to show weakness.  "Oh, that's okay Miss Daisy.  It was just a wee bit heavy," I said.  I attempted to rise, but like all men of Gretna who have just fallen down a flight of stairs, I cried, "Owwwww!"

"You stay there," she said.  Turning to her daughter, Miss Daisy said, "Pour the young man a glass of milk and bring him some cake."

"Aw, Mom, he's okay."

"Now Patricia!"  It erupted from Miss Daisy like water from 'Old Faithful'.

Patty complied, but only sheepishly presented the cake and milk which her mother grabbed, each in turn, to set on the floor.  Miss Daisy actually sat there feeding me cake.

It didn't take long from then on to empty the living room of boxes.  Miss Daisy and I did so in record time.  We all visited a bit more once the boxes were gone, but by then, we were all paired off—Momma and Patty, Miss Daisy and I.  As it grew dark, we said our goodbyes so that the women might get some rest.  Momma promised I’d return tomorrow to unload the boxes I had just moved.

As Momma opened our front door, she snarled, "You sure made a mess of it today."

I was confused.  "How's that Momma?  I helped out just like you said."

"Yeah, that you did, she agreed before adding, “but you certainly didn't make a good impression on Patty."

I walked past Momma heading for the kitchen to get some ice cubes for all my bruises.  "Well, you can keep her," I said.  She's not my type."

Momma groaned, "Will I ever shed of you?"

I stuck my face into the bin of cubes and mumbled, "Don't worry none Momma.  Daisy and I are going out next weekend."

So in a round about way my dearest one, I have told you why.  It wasn't long thereafter that your Momma, Daisy, and I discovered how much we cared for each other.  And not much longer after that when we figured age was not important.  Then there was the wedding and then the biggest surprise of all —you.  It has been a happy life for your father, as I trust it has been for you.  With you mother's support, I have prospered and thus you now find yourself in that exclusive boarding school reading my letter.  Things have gone well for your Maw Maw and sister, Patricia, too.  They both prosper in those very same houses in the fair City of Gretna, where they refuse to ever leave, and which in answer your question, is why, even though I love my old hometown, we will always remain here in Seattle.

Love,

Dad

 

 

 

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Zip Guns                                                                    

 by Michael Dennis McDermott



hat is it?” Arnie asked.

“A zip gun”, J.B. answered with a look of pride on his face.

They were standing in the alleyway that ran behind the block of stores on Lefferts Boulevard.  It was back there that the merchants parked their cars, so except for some occasional comings and goings two kids could meet and talk in privacy.  (It was also a good place to bring a girl at night.)

The stores were pretty much what you expect to find on any main drag bisecting a residential area; there was a Drug Store, a small Deli, Dry Cleaners, a Real Estate Office, a Bar, a Beauty Parlor, and of course, the Candy Store.

The candy store was where they met that day.

The candy store, located there in southwestern Queens, in New York City, was virtually no different than any other candy store in the nation.  When you walked in there was a double candy counter/register counter, and beyo