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Mouse
Immortal William Gladys |
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The
White Horse
Carolyn Schlam |
The Glorious
Persistence of Character in the Almighty Parent
Caitlin Leffel
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CONTRIBUTORS
Priscilla Barton
(poetry) has appeared in Red Coral, Some Words, Shades of December,
the Rose and Thorn, Stirring, and Rustlings of the Wind.
She resides in New York and works in the mental health field. She is madly
in love with poetry, and sometimes it loves her back. antaresstarr@aol.com
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Mouse Immortal William Gladys
The Meaning of Tuesday Andrew Kingston
Seasons Frances Mackay
Estrella's Walk Skeeze Whitlow
The Beanstalk Revisited Rob Rosen
The Fred Mart Zan Nordlund
Caught in the Act Jerry R. Nedelman
The House on Bretton Heights Tom Sheehan
by William Gladys
here Mouse Immortal originated from is not known, but having lived in the grounds of Halo Hall, and the mansion after it was built, for more than nearly two hundred years, it is hardly surprising that he became intimately but clandestinely involved with the comings and goings of any family that lived there. This anecdote relates to the time when the occupants of Halo Hall were a self indulgent clique of affluent aristocrats, who had made fortunes by cruelly exploiting indigenous native labour around the world. Mindfully, it also relates to their financial bankruptcy and social demise.
Mouse Immortal is tight lipped about his origins. Assiduous research on my part and colleagues has yielded nothing constructive, although rumours point towards his being present in England during the time of Beowulf. It was also hinted although not proven, that he may have worked as an agent with Geoffrey Chaucer the poet, spying for England in 13th.century France. Indeed because of his alleged involvement with Chaucer and their enthusiastic importation of port and wine, it is highly probable that Mouse Immortal’s later rebuke of alcohol consumption misrepresents the truth, a point referred to on page three.
Mouse Immortal cannot be considered an ordinary rodent, a perhaps obvious declaration avowed with humility and candour. Over many years, he has witnessed and privately recorded the lives and deaths of many of the human inhabitants at the Hall, some of whom had died tragically. In a lucid example he admitted responsibility for the death of a male heir, registering neither remorse nor regret, but immense pleasure. The heir in question, Master Harry, still considered it his absolute right to implement the anachronistic Droit de Segneur and sleep with Betty the beautiful servant girl who was to marry Stephen the groom later in the year. Over threats of dismissal, he heard her weeping should she not acquiesce on the pre nuptial eve. Like the most perceptive of lawyers, he reviewed and resolved the state of affairs quickly and brilliantly, chewing on putrefying badger flesh in the early hours, and gnawing imperceptibly at Harry's leg so as not to wake him while he slept. In a few days, the maleficent had died from a brisk infection of his internal organs, leaving the servant girl and her lover groom free to consummate their love in marriage. Out of respect to the family of the deceased however, Mouse Immortal attended the funeral at the local church. A poignant and noble act, conveyed with the utmost modesty dignity and respect, but naturally no tear was shed.
This disclosure illuminates a small part of a complex nature and personality; a desire to protect the under privileged; and passion to pursue justice but arrestingly imbued with humility and kindness.
Although Mouse Immortal had never been inside a lawyer's office, signed any documents appertaining to the Hall, or paid even a minimal peppercorn rent, the entire rambling abode was accessible to him. He would visit rooms whenever he pleased; the warm luxurious drawing room, the remote and chilly servants' quarters in the attic, the well stocked but cold, damp wine cellar in the basement, accessible to the dining room above. He confided that at times, he had been tempted to imbibe, especially when the stock of ageing Nuit St.George prevailed, but having succumbed once, the memories of which were painful to recall even fifteen years later, he had vowed to abstain forever. (A comment that seemed somewhat disingenuous in view of his alleged involvement with Chaucer, and their importation of fine port and wine in the 13th.century.)
He was able to see into each room and listen to conversations in soothing comfortable warmth from the confines of his beautifully constructed hideaways, each lined with moss, and hay. During the cold winter months he particularly enjoyed his domicile behind the open fireplace in the drawing room, where he was able to glean "secret" information about the comings and goings of the family or slumber contentedly when the occupants had retired to bed. Not surprisingly, over the years, scientists and probing souls have sought to authenticate his immortality. To those who doubt, I recommend they read his historic revelatory memoirs and diaries dating from the early 19th Century, and later restructured editions of 1890, 1935 and 1981. What better substantive and authoritative proof could anyone ask for? Indeed, how can such gems of literature be disputed as genuine when they exist for the scholarly to read, albeit in restricted form while preserved in temperature controlled rooms at universities and other admirable institutions. Each book signed by him has been catalogued by eminent academics as bona fide. Furthermore would I or any publisher wish to damage an unblemished reputation by falsely claiming something to be genuine when it wasn’t? It is most unfortunate however, that his early poems and songs handed down by word of mouth; appear to have been forgotten. Regrettably this is also the case for his earlier manuscripts, but thankfully, my discussions with him revealed new and astonishing historical facts, and these I have recorded in a footnote to page five.
Moreover, a foremost issue in his life relevant to this anecdote referred to above, occurred in 1860. An occasion that generated enormous change, upheaval and trauma for him and from which he took an unusually long time to recover. Immortality is not a state without emotion. How ironic therefore, that the disturbing episode referred to in the previous paragraph, was recorded in perpetuity a year later in 1861 by the Pre-Raphaelite artist Robert Braithwaite Martineau, in his painting The Last Day in the Old Home.
The artist Martineau was a friend of the family and had, according to Mouse Immortal, recreated a not entirely accurate scene of the family during its day of reckoning at the old house. For some extraordinary reason Mouse Immortal did not appear in the finished work. (This altered or second inferior painting as Mouse Immortal referred to it, can be viewed without hindrance at the Tate Gallery in London.) He assured me that he was present throughout, when the preliminary sketches were made, and was resting behind the clock on the large cabinet in full view of the artist. Sorrowfully he acknowledges that his image was removed later but is unable to put a precise date as to when. (It was awareness of this snub, arrowed straight to his heart which hurt him the most, he told me.) For ease of understanding therefore, and out of respect to Mouse Immortal, I have included on page six, a contemporary reconstruction of the original work before he was so callously erased from the scene.
Nevertheless, the altered masterpiece exhibited at The Tate Gallery, without my eminent acquaintance, encapsulates in perpetuity a folly responsible for the ruination of an established and prominent family. The painter Martineau has captured, on canvas, a historical and infinite moment of tragic foolhardiness. He portrays the opulence, self indulgence and privilege that this family had been enjoying, as well as the destructive power not only of excessive alcohol consumption, but also inherited idiocy plainly visible in the upper class physiognomy. Even at the eleventh hour, the feckless aristocrat continues to look at life through a tinted glass, and is incapable of comprehending the dire situation his behaviour has created, betraying not only his family but those who depended on him for employment. Around him and his heir, the evidence of his inanity piles up: auctioneers labels on items of furniture, a list of available apartments to rent; the loyal but deplorably subservient retainer receiving the keys to the Hall from his former employer.
And Mouse Immortal? After centuries of constancy, he, like the former inhabitants of the Hall had to adapt to circumstances and attitudes that were changing rapidly. Very occasionally however, nostalgia would creep in and he would shed a tear or two, recalling past glories and a charmed existence, where unassuming canines would leave him alone and irritating cats were never tolerated. The wearisome news for him however, was that the latest owners of Halo Hall were doting towards a particular feline species and bred Abyssinians, one of the oldest types of domesticated cat, allegedly descended from the sacred cat of Egypt. To Mouse Immortal however, a cat was a cat was a cat. Being eternal, he naturally had nothing to fear, but there lingered nevertheless, an innate and irascible sense of abhorrence for them, an attitude which I feel is entirely reasonable under the circumstances. Undoubtedly, the unpleasant malodorous urine they would release and incessant body fur,—even though this breed had a short coat—would guarantee him countless sleepless nights weighed down with wheezing and sneezing. Essentially, he would have to cope with the irritation and intrusion as best he could and, as expected of such a gifted creature, cope he did.
Footnote, of Historical Magnitude:
During one of his summer vacations in the 20th.century, Mouse Immortal revealed that he had stayed in the northern county of Yorkshire, England. It was there that he met the celebrated wood carver and furniture maker Thompson who, enamoured with such a splendid mind, body and perfect profile, carved for posterity Mouse Immortal’s image. In dedication and appreciation on his especially fine pieces of furniture and as a consequence this craftsman was renowned thereafter as The Mouseman.
by Andrew Kingston
he skylights were deep yellow so that on sunny days, the garage was butter coloured. Most of the time, throughout the year, there would be at least one vehicle idling between runs One bright golden morning, a minibus was turning over next to the inspection pit, its exhaust unhealthily hanging in layers.
Pete patrolled the doorway. He was angry and exasperated. He paced and peered inside and back out again to the hapless sight of Lumber, the poker-faced, simple-minded mechanic. Lumber was trying to defend himself, although he was clumsy and unconvincing.
“The way she was heading this morning, it’s a good thing she’s not around,” he said, pushing into the palm of one hand with the grubby index finger of the other. “A good thing. She was………. well, I don’t know what she was up to!” he blurted. “Running around the yard, with all the oil and everything. Knocking things over. All sorts. Didn’t know what was going to happen next.”
“You should never let her out of your sight, you bloody idiot half-wit,” Pete replied sharply. He’d asked Lumber where the girl was and all he got was a load of drivel about why it was good her not being here.
Lumber looked forlorn. “She’d’ve been more trouble here than wherever she’s gone,” he protested.
“Which is where exactly?”
“Duck pond. I think. She’ll be alright and back before elevenses,” Lumber said. “Just you see,” he added, trying to sound bright.
Pete stopped pacing and threw down the rag he’d been scrunching and un-scrunching. He turned away from Lumber and towards the inside of the garage. “Would you ever stop that bloody noise!” he called in, zealously waving his arms. There was a pause and a muffled shout before the minibus engine cut out and quiet flooded around them, carrying just the vaguest hints of more distant traffic and a couple of startled crows above.
Lumber could see Pete gritting his teeth and getting ready to shout.
“Bloody clown, Lumber! You just cannot—can not—let a seven year old out on her own. It could land us in all sorts of trouble! Take your lunch break, right now, and go find her. Pray to God she’s not come to any harm.”
There was something magical in the air. Unknown and exciting. She could smell it on the breeze; she could taste the salt and shine in the clear and smoky daylight. She’d been up to the park a hundred times with Lumber and sometimes with the other mechanics and drivers, but today was different!
She happily swung her bag of broken bread. Brightly coloured cars crashed past her. ‘Smithy’ sat at his usual spot. Part of her wanted to go and say ‘hello’, but she worried he would smell bad. Her uncle wore clothes like Smithy and he smelled awful. And besides, Lumber called Smithy ‘pervert’ and said she should never, ever go anywhere near him.
She didn’t think Smithy was a ‘pervert’ and felt bad, especially when people shouted at him. No one she knew had a good word for him.
Still, it was her first time out on her own. Whatever her sympathies and even if he didn’t stink, and even if no-one could see her…… She crossed the road in good time. Smithy called out but she walked on, swinging her bread in time with her footsteps. It was a quite beautiful day.
The park was at the bottom of the hill and she started skipping down, singing and looking forward to feeding the ducks. She picked up speed, swinging her arms until they started hurting, skipping faster and faster until she was nearly tripping over herself. Just in time, she grabbed the last post in the iron fence and swung in to the park.
The tarmac around the lake was deserted except at the far end where a small boy and his grandmother were pointing through the fence. The silence and emptiness worried her and she sensed something wrong. Everything was eerily quiet until suddenly, on the periphery of her vision and on the other side of the fence, she was aware of a huge kafuffle involving three desperate cats who had appeared from nowhere.
Her heart leapt into her throat. She called out but the little boy and his grandmother couldn’t hear, or paid no notice. She started shouting and waving her arms and ran towards a nearby gap in the fence, before sliding through and scaring the cats away.
She felt brave and anxious and her breath caught. She’d scratched her leg piling through the hole in the fence. The duck was blinking and its wings looked all wrong and bleeding. It was barely alive, but the other ducks didn’t seem to notice.
Lumber walked at a furious pace, feeling angry and guilty. He felt a pang of disgust and his hackles jump at the sight of Smithy, until he reasoned if he was here, on the bench, he could hardly be anywhere else and up to no good. He felt relieved, then indignant. What kind of harm did Pete possibly think could have come to the girl?!
“Fiddler!” Smithy yelled. Lumber didn’t shout back like he usually did. He didn’t want to be put off, not by Smithy, or by the wind blowing grit where his ankles were exposed between the tops of his socks and the bottom of his trousers.
He didn’t know why it was up to him to look after the little girl. He didn’t mind, most of the time, although sometimes, she was a pest. A right ‘pain in the arse’ as Pete would say. He cursed to himself. He hated and would never forgive himself if anything went wrong.
He should never have let her out of his sight, let alone encourage her to leave the garage. He had told her to go off and find ‘the meaning of Tuesday’ and come back and tell him all about it at lunch. He just wanted her away from the yard for a while so that he could get on with some work.
It wouldn’t get done now. Pete would have to wait.
He rounded the iron rail fence and couldn’t see her; or at least not straightaway, not until what looked like a pile of clothes between the border fence and the lake stood up and started crying.
“What’s wrong; what’s wrong?” he flapped, hurrying the hundred or so metres over to her. He wasn’t a large man, although he had a large man’s bearing. The little girl flung her arms back towards the water as he approached. Only when she stood to one side did Lumber see a pile of feathers and a barely moving body of a duck next to it.
“There there,” Lumber said, making soothing noises. He vaulted the fence and landed heavily. The duck was in a bad way. He scrambled back over, telling the girl to ‘stay tight’ before disappearing and returning with a cardboard box. All the while, the little girl sobbed quietly before crouching and reminding herself how badly the duck was hurt and renewing her noise.
Lumber picked the duck up in his box and took a firm hold of the little girl’s hand and walked them back to the garage. The duck’s eyes opened every now and again, but things didn’t look good.
Pete wasn’t happy to see Lumber, or the girl. He certainly wasn’t interested in the duck. When Lumber suggested he should at least make sure it was comfortable, he was given short shrift.
“You do that in your own time. It’s a day off your holiday!”
“A bloody duck,” Pete muttered as he turned round and wiped his oily hands on an old hand towel.
“Is Pete angry?” the girl asked once they’d found a clear space for the bird in the workshop.
“No. Not really,” Lumber smiled. He knew where to look for whiskey and heated a little over the stove with some milk. He took some of the little girl’s bread, cubed and stale as honeycomb, and floated it, before the chunks absorbed the mixture, bloated and sunk.
Lumber found a stool for the little girl to stand on, but undertook the operation of feeding, or trying to feed, the duck himself. The duck took a little before falling asleep again.
As the afternoon wore on, the duck started looking wild and panicky. Lumber tried to impress an air of cautious wisdom for little girl’s benefit. “He’s scared now, but that’s a good thing. Better scared and have the strength to be scared than to be sick and dying.”
There was a fizz behind his eyes as he said the word ‘dying’. He hated everything it had come to mean, especially in the last six years, during which time he had watched his wretched mother losing her grasp, dying a little more, every day.
To the little girl, the idea of death was unexpected, new and completely unknown. Totally ungraspable.
“Can we take him back?” she first asked at about half past two. By the time she asked for the third or fourth time, it was clear the duck was on its way to a recovery.
“I don’t know,” Lumber said wisely, even though he’d already decided. It was a trick rather than an outright deception. He stroked his chin. “Oh what the heck,” he followed up, grandly shrugging his shoulders. The little girl squirmed with joy, but tried to hold back and show her maturity.
“Not for an hour or so though,” Lumber added. He wanted to get home to Mrs. Lumber at the usual time and not have to explain the whole day’s events to her.
“Well of course not for an hour,” the little girl added, as if anything else was ridiculous.
Half an hour later they had walked past Smithy’s bench and were rounding the park railings. Lumber held a coat over the box where the duck lay sulking and worn out from the excitement and the whiskey.
The duck didn’t think he would be taken back so soon and in such a state of disarray. Not for one minute. The first he suspected was when the smells and background sounds around the bumping dark started becoming familiar. Surely not, he thought. He’d been found out as a weakling at the pond and removed from the group. To be dropped back so soon would be disastrous.
Suddenly, the lid was off the box, letting fresh air and light flood in.
After a minute or two of swaying around and ‘quacking’, the duck started hoping perhaps—just maybe—the people who had bought him back were waiting for the heat to wear off. It would take some time though. The vibes he was getting from the other ducks were determined and ugly. They stood their distance, none of them looking like they were prepared to approach him.
Twice the man tried to get the little girl away, but twice she pulled him back.
The duck thought furiously, trying to project out to them. “You must stay!” the bird’s brain screamed. He looked round and for a second, his hopes raised. His colleagues seemed to have lost some of their interest. If only a few of them jumped him when he was finally, inevitably left by his rescuers, then he might—just might— stand a chance.
He started waddling and limping back towards the fence and slipped where the grass petered out in to tarmac. Only when he steadied himself did he realise his former rescuers were sneaking away. As she turned the corner, the little girl waved. Then she was gone.
Next day, the sky was more brittle and had the sulky look of the oncoming winter. The little girl skipped on her way to the garage. Her head was full of activities for the day. She’d drawn a picture for Pete to make him less angry with Lumber and decided the two of them—her and Lumber—should return to the pond, at lunchtime, to visit the duck.
Soon she was at the road which led off, in one direction, to the garage, and in the other, to the park. She started worrying. Lunch was hours away, and what if Lumber couldn’t go? She turned in the direction of the garage, but swiveled round, ruefully. She had to see that the duck was still okay, and after a moment’s hesitation, decided to pop up past Smithy’s bench and on to the park to see. In her heart she already knew...
by Frances M
ackay
une stepped onto the hard baked soil. It had been another restless night and her baby was almost due. She put her hand on her stomach and smiled as she felt the ripple. "Soon, baby, soon", she crooned.
She sighed as she looked out at the parched land. Dust storms had brought the dunes closer. They were now encroaching on to their pastures and had piled against the sparse windbreak. Don, her husband, had taken what was left of their stock to the ‘long paddock’, the traditional droving trail used in times of drought, and she’d had little word in the last weeks. She was going to have to handle the birth by herself.
Rusty, the old heeler bitch, walked the yard with her. Together they stopped and watched the sky change to rosy colour. June fondled Rusty’s ear, an ache in her throat, as a small wind caused an eddy of red dust to whirl across the flat ground. Leaves and grit buffeted the pair.
Bush bees were already busy and the flowers of the tall cactus glowed, reflecting the light. Their beauty wouldn’t survive the heat and would be shriveled by mid-morning.
June winced and arched her back at the low, grinding pain. As soon as she was able she turned back to the house and smiled at the unopened buds on the cactus.
Estrella's Walk
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by Skeeze Whitlow
n due time, I heard through the scuttlebutt, word of a most amazing creature. An Indian Goddess. With iridescent beauty holding forth, standing proud, high atop a lush green hilltop in Armuelles. Our destination! And this Goddess’s name was Estrella. Estrella.
So this was what it was all about: Estrella. They spoke of her with reverence. Beauty untouchable. Estrella’s light feminine mannerisms captivate. A ray of hope shines from above with the mention of this Goddess. Genuine seven crowned Chiriqui. Her dimensions consummate apparition like karat fixates diamond. Blameless vitality shifts through spectrum. Bizarre shades of night. The earth, created for her amusement; water conceived so she might have somewhere to walk. Well formed bare feet, exquisite in their arch. She moves through dreams. And upon them. Every ethereal grace rewards those touched by Estrella.
A glimpse of her as she wanders down toward the sea, on midnight strolls with a sleek panther who comes in out of the jungle to nuzzle against the firm of her thigh. Momentary pleasure indulges as they, two together, amble along the noiseless depth of riverside’s mist. As if in dance, she’d sway; he’d stretch velvety paws of guile. Heel and paw glisten over shiny slate, over garlands of flowers draped along the bank. Sashaying through low fronds brushing against the calves of their legs. Touching the wily innocence of this night. Clinging vines reach for river’s succor. Before glowing orchids of Espirito Santo the atmosphere smacks of forever. They absorb the water’s bubbling gurgle. In plain sight, reptilian alertness. El Grande Zappo. The sensitive eyes of all God’s creatures. Below nesting birds of paradise, the cat’s haunching vertebrae slithers to the tickle of brazen fingernails. Down to the river’s mouth, they step, often carelessly setting foot within the tempting flow, keeping clear of large round phosphorescent boulders. Dappled moonlight gleams. Down to the gushing mouth where white crests of algae-laden sea lap against this peaceful flow, against these deep reflective pools which began their trickle and fall from craggy mountains, clear as day, rolling down through leafy hillsides to vast grasses, dipping to banana plantations. Estrella’s native land. Top soil takes on new meaning. Still waters span loamy banks. Aqua elements meet, touch and mingle. Rich dark silt sweats out nutrients. Shallow roots caress. Palms touch the starry starry sky. Thin trees, overgrowth of vine. Shoots and sprouts, scrubby bushes, blossoming bijous. Tiny scurrying things thrive here. Off to the side of the pummeled footpath. Beneath lush cover—small eyes blink. Noises coo. Magic escapes in effervescence. Memory bubbles. To a hallowed opening in this suffocating jungle flora. The melding of fresh water and salt, a frothy bubbling point where the flow’s clarity is engulfed. Clouded. Enraptured. This land’s sweet nectar gives way to the sea’s stiff breeze. Estrella bids the famished black cat drink. Lowering its head, the panther dips its tongue into brackish liquid. Slurping, lapping up juices of life. Sublime juices, pledging elusive powers. His sleek black whiskered mouth stitched with incisors; nimble pink lapper one notch above silence. Need pulsates like spanning rings. Desire craves this vicinity.
Estrella parts with her midnight paramour. Puma, lord God of fear and respect. She’ll walk with him tomorrow night. And ever more. Her ankles kick. Sand and salt sift through urging toes. Dry beach luminescent against crashing waves. Frothing traces of brine. The wind tugs her hair, a knowing smile glistens; she outshines. Her muscles flex. Shadowy flanks curve. Eager feet prowl. In search of dawn.
Yes, this is what I overheard from the beaten and world-weary sailors as they made their ways back and forth from the meal table. I was mesmerized. Stunned. My anticipation shot up through the overhead. All I wanted was to meet this woman. Yes, I needed a Goddess like never before.
The Beanstalk Revisited
by Rob Rosen
ake awoke with a start at the sound of pounding on his bedroom door. “Jake!” his father bellowed, repeatedly, until Jake flung his legs out of bed and lumbered over to the door.
“It’s Saturday, dad. I don’t have to get up early today,” Jake said, groggily, as he opened the door.
“Yes, but I do and today is your mother’s birthday.”
“Step-mother,” Jake corrected.
“Semantics,” his dad replied. “In any case, I’m sure you’ve conveniently forgotten to get her anything, so here’s fifty dollars. Go buy her something nice.”
His dad handed him the bills and was off in a flash. Jake could think of a million other things that he’d rather do than go shopping for a present for his stepmother, like poking his eyes out with hot pokers, but he knew he had had no choice in the matter.
When his real mother was still alive, birthdays were more fun than Christmas. Now, very little excited Jake; especially anything that had to do with the woman his father married. Still, he did have fifty dollars, and that could buy a whole lot of things besides just a gift for his evil, old stepmonster, as he liked to call her when nobody was listening.
So Jake showered, dressed, and rode his bicycle down the street to the local pawnshop. Mr. Harrington kept a wicked, cool collection of comic books that normally Jake could never afford to buy. But normally he didn’t have a wad of cash burning a hole through his jeans. And though Jake never did care for Mr. Harrington, he certainly liked his comics. He eyed them hungrily as soon as he entered the store. Mr. Harrington was on him in two seconds flat, as kids like Jake were forever trying to steal those particular items.
“No reading in the store, young man. You want it, you buy it,” Mr. Harrington admonished.
“No sweat,” Jake replied, and flashed him the money. Mr. Harrington eyed him suspiciously, but stepped a few feet back to let Jake explore the collection. Mr. Harrington liked cash more than he hated kids. It was merely a matter of priorities.
Fifteen minutes later Jake was at the counter with several hard-to-find issues. Each cost ten dollars. That was five comics: a boon for any twelve year old. But just before Jake paid for them, he remembered his stepmonster. She’d never believe the comics were for her; and, more importantly, neither would his father. So, with much thought, he dwindled the stack down to four and asked Mr. Harrington what he could buy with ten dollars for his stepmother’s birthday.
Mr. Harrington looked around his store reverently and replied, “Son, you’re lucky to get those comics for that price. You know, ten dollars doesn’t go very far these days.” Jake looked around the store as well, but all he saw was a bunch of junk. Who’d want this stuff, he thought, let alone pay ten dollars for any of it. But just before he started to return another comic to the rack, Mr. Harrington pulled out an item from beneath the counter.
It was dusty. It was banged up. It was on the small side. And it had a funky angel-like thing along the side. But, Jake noticed, it was marked for ten dollars.
“Bingo,” Jake said, with glee. “What is it?”
“What is it?” Mr. Harrington said in mock surprise. “This, my little friend, is a harp. And a very special harp at that.”
“Then why’s it marked for only ten dollars?” Jake asked, already leery.
“Because it can only be sold to a very special young boy. An adult could only appreciate it for its beauty, but a child can make it truly sing.”
“Sing? You mean play, right?”
“No, for the right person, this harp will sing. My lad, do you know the story of Jack and the beanstalk?”
“The fairytale? Sure, I know it. My mom used to tell it to me. When she was alive.” Jake looked down at his sneakers. He hated talking about his mother like she wasn’t there anymore.
Mr. Harrington nodded. “Yes, the fairytale. Though like many fairytales this one was rooted in truth. This, my boy, is the actual golden harp that Jack stole from the giant. And it will sing, but only for a child. Or a giant, but they’re harder to come by these days.”
“Oh come on now,” Jake said. “You’re pulling my leg. It’s just an old brass harp. Fairytales are fairytales, nothing more.”
“No siree. Lots of stories are based in some way or another on real people. Take, for instance, Dracula. You know Dracula right? Well, he’s based on a real live person: Vladimir the Impaler. Ever heard of him?”
“Sure. I suppose so,” Jake said, thinking that Mr. Harrington was even crazier than he first thought. “Still, Dracula ain’t no giant beanstalk or a singing harp.”
“Okay, how about Cinderella then? And her evil stepmother?”
Ah, Jake saw something concrete in that example. He knew they existed. “Fine,” he finally said. “I’ll give you fifty for these comics and that crazy old harp.”
“You got a deal, my boy. But I’d be careful with that harp if I was you. No telling what’ll happen if it ever starts to singing again.”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just wrap it up so I can get home before my dad does.”
And a few minutes later he was back on his bicycle and heading home. “Crazy old man,” he said with a laugh as he peddled down the street. Still, far back in his mind he couldn’t help but think about the story of Jack. You never do hear what happens to that harp of his, he thought. The goose that laid the golden eggs was surely dead by now, but what about the golden harp? It looked old enough, didn’t it? “Oh man, Jake, now you’re as crazy as that old coot,” he said to himself as he pulled up to his house.
Still, to be on the safe side, he polished it up so that it practically glowed. Made it appear like it really could be made of gold. It did look, anyway, that it was worth fifty bucks. His father would never be the wiser about that one. And when they’d finished with the cake that night and it was time to give the gifts, Jake was sure she’d love it. Not that he cared, but he did like to make his dad happy.
Their reactions to his gift, however, were mixed. Jake didn’t think that either really knew what to make of it. And he relayed Mr. Harrington’s story word for word.
“But your mother doesn’t know how to play the harp,” his dad said.
“Well, it is pretty,” his stepmother interjected. “Thank you, Jake. It’s a very thoughtful gift.”
“And it made Jack rich, so there’s no telling what it will do for us.”
“Yes, well, okay, time for bed,” his father said, placing the harp on the mantelpiece. “I think the only things rich around here is the cake we just ate and that story Mr. Harrington told you.”
Jake laughed even though he was hurt by his father’s remarks. His stepmonster, at least, seemed to like the thing, and it was her birthday after all. And yet, there was something nagging at Jake; so once the house was silent he tiptoed back into the living room and brought the harp back with him to his room. Mr. Harrington said that an adult could admire the harp, but only a child could make it sing, he said to himself as he sat with it on the floor. But how do I make it sing? That’s when he remembered the story his mother had told him so many years earlier. The giant had commanded the harp to sing. Maybe that’s all it takes “Okay then harp, sing! Sing, harp, sing.”
Jake waited. And waited. And waited some more, all the while commanding the harp to sing. But nothing happened. Not a peep. Maybe she’s been asleep too long. Maybe it’ll take awhile for her to wake up. And maybe the whole thing is just a fairytale after all. Jake moped back to his bed and drifted sadly to sleep. He slept a deep sleep, filled with dreams of giants and golden eggs. He slept a sleep so deep, in fact, that he didn’t hear, sometime in the middle of the night, the tiniest little voice coming from the floor.
“Master?” the voice said. “Master are you there?”
Nothing. No one was there, the harp thought. So she sang, knowing that her master always came to that. But she had been asleep for so many countless years, that all she could muster was the smallest of pitch-perfect peeps. And still nothing. No one came for her, not her master or anyone else. So she shut her eyes and waited.
And that’s how Jake found her in the morning. Just as he had left her, with her eyes closed and her voice silent. But something was different, all right. For there, outside his window, in full, lush greenery, was a massive beanstalk. Jake rushed to his window and opened it, and then stuck his head out. He looked the giant thing up and down. It stretched as far as his eyes could see, all the way up and into the clouds.
“Holy cow!” he shouted. “Look, harp. The beanstalk! You must have sung while I was sleeping, harp. Sing again. Sing, harp, sing!”
And, lo and behold, the harp once again opened her eyes and this time she let out a painful shriek. She screamed as loud as her little frame allowed her, “Master! Master, help!” Well, that simply would not do. Jake didn’t pay ten dollars for a shrieking harp. So he ran from the window, scooped her up, and climbed outside so as not to wake his parents, who surely wouldn’t understand a screeching harp and a giant beanstalk.
When he was outside he closed the window behind him and looked sharply at the harp, which he could still hear screaming even behind his muffling hand. “Okay, listen here harp. You have to shut up before you wake up the whole darn neighborhood.” But she kept right on screaming behind Jake’s hand. “Okay, okay. How about I take you back to your master? Then will you shut up?”
The harp stopped screaming and looked up at Jake and blinked. “I’ll take that as a yes,” he said. He removed his hand from her. “Okay, I guess we’re going up the beanstalk then.” He knew his parents would never have allowed that, so that’s why he didn’t ask them for their permission first. Besides, he reasoned, the giant was already dead, or so the story went, so how could there be any danger? And maybe there’d be more golden, egg-laying geese up there. Then he could buy as many comics as his heart desired.
So he climbed. And climbed. And climbed. Until at last he was at the tippy top of the beanstalk and high above the clouds. Miraculously, when he finally hopped off, he was standing on solid ground. “Thank goodness for that,” he said, and then made his way towards the castle that sat a mere few hundred yards away. He figured he could leave the harp on the doorstep and go searching for any animals that laid golden eggs, geese or otherwise.
But before he could leave the harp by the door, she once again shouted out, “Master! Help, master, help!” And from behind the door Jake could hear the great lumbering sound of feet fast approaching.
He stood frozen in place as the door flung open, and there standing before him was a giantess. She huffed and puffed from her great height. Jake could smell the foul stench of her breath from down below. But it was her massive, booming voice that actually knocked him over.
“Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive, or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to make my bread!” she roared. And then she spotted the little boy and the long-lost golden harp at her feet. “Harp? Is that you harp? Sing to me harp!” she commanded.
Oh and how that harp sang. Like a choir of angels. She sang so beautifully that the giantess cried a tear the size of a large watermelon. Even Jake, who hadn’t cried since his mother died, shed a few tears of his own.
The giantess heard his sobbing and reached down to pick the two of them up. “Okay, both of you stop it at once.” Upon hearing her command, the harp stop singing and Jake stopped crying. But though the harp now looked contented, Jake trembled in terror.
“You fear me?” the giantess asked in her mountain-shaking voice.
Jack whimpered and nodded a yes.
“Well, you have a right to fear me little boy. If you are the one who stole my goose and my harp, then you are also the one who killed my husband and left me in this castle all alone for these many centuries. And for that I will surely eat you up, skinny and scrawny though you might be.”
“But I’m not the one who stole your goose or your harp. That was Jack. I’m Jake. And I’m returning the harp, not stealing it.”
“Jake, Jack. Sounds the same to me,” she said and started to lift Jake to her ample mouth. But just before she popped him in they both heard a small shout from far the distance. Jake looked down and spotted his stepmother running from the top of the beanstalk.
“Put my son down this instant,” she shouted up at the giantess.
The giantess was surprised at the gall of this little woman. But Jake was doubly as surprised. In the years that they’d been together, he’d never heard her refer to him as her son. And he’d never expect her to risk her life for his, that was for sure. Especially considering the way he normally treated her, which was with indifference at best.
“Your son killed my husband,” the giantess roared. “And for that he must die. I’ll eat you when I’m done with him.”
“Wait!” Jake’s stepmother shouted, just before he was eaten whole. “Tell me this, before you eat him: how long has your husband been dead?”
The giantess stopped and thought. “Oh, too many years to count. But many centuries, I suppose.”
“Then Jake couldn’t have killed your husband. How could he still be a little boy after all that time? And humans don’t live that long. The little boy who killed your husband has been gone for centuries as well. My son simply wanted to return the harp to its rightful owner. He’s a good boy, so please let him down. His father and I love him, like you loved your husband.”
Well, as it turned out, the giantess’s heart was just as huge as she was, and upon hearing this plea, she immediately put Jake and the harp back down on the ground. Jake ran to his stepmother and hugged her as tight as he could. The hug was returned in full.
“Are you okay, Jake?” his stepmother finally asked.
“Yeah, I’m fine. But where’s dad?”
“Last I saw he was still sleeping. I thought I heard something, so I got up. Then I spotted the beanstalk, saw that you were missing, and came climbing up here to find you.” Just then, Jake saw his father climbing up and off the beanstalk, and then he was running over to the two of them. He grabbed them both and hugged and kissed them on the top of their heads. He didn’t even notice the giant woman standing high above them.
“Um, dad, your embarrassing us in front of this nice lady,” Jake said, and then he pointed upwards.
“What lady?” his father asked, and then finally noticed her.
“See, dad, I told you the harp was magic. And you should hear her sing. Just like an angel.”
“Sing, harp,” the giantess commanded, as she watched the happy family from up high.
And the harp did sing. And she did indeed sound like an angel, just as Jake had promised. And all four of them stood and watched and cried as she sang her beautiful song, until there were no tears left and it was time to go. But not before they promised the giantess that they’d visit her as often as possible so she’d never have to be lonely again.
Oh, the giantess loved hearing that, for she was truly tired of being alone. “But wait,” she said to the happy family before they started their descent down the beanstalk. “I have a gift for you.”
She ran around to the back of the castle and came around the other side in no time flat. In her hands she held a goose.
“Wow, a goose!” Jake shouted. “I wonder how many comic books I can buy with a golden egg?”
“Oh,” said the giantess, “sorry, but there was only one goose that could do that This one lays plain old goose eggs. But they do make the richest cakes in the land.”
Jake frowned, but his parents got a big laugh out of that one.
“Okay, real funny,” Jake said. “Let’s get home then and start baking. I’m starved. Dad, you go first. Then me. Then mom.”
“You mean stepmom, right.”
“Semantics,” Jake said, with a grin.
And the three of them climbed down the beanstalk and they all lived happily ever after. Especially once they started baking cakes professionally. That goose really did lay some rich eggs. Now Jake and the Beanstalk bakeries can be found far and wide. And that ain’t no fairytale.
by Zan Nordlund
w, quit your gripin'—go swipe one at the Fred Mart, would 'ya?" I said. I was sick of Jimmy's whining every time he had to shake hands with a little physical labor. His excuse was always the same—he "didn't have the right tool to do the job."
Fred, my now eighty-three-year-old father-in-law, had at least one of every wrench and screwdriver ever forged. In fact, that old crow had at least six of most of them. If you just took whatever you needed he never knew because his knees couldn’t handle the cellar stairs.
You couldn't ask him for it, though. That would set yourself up. That’d just give him cause to start. He’d quote everything from The Bible to Ben Franklin about the evils of borrowing—then he’d put a big finish on the virtues of self-sufficiency, just for sport. My wife said he had a "Depression Era mentality." I think the bastard enjoyed seeing other folks squirm.
Taking what you needed spared you both the expense of the item, and the lecture . . . and it’d be one less thing you'd have to clean up in a year or two—when the inevitable happened. Lord knows, there'd be plenty to do then.
"He doesn't have nothin’ like that in there," Jimmy whined, gesturing toward the cellar with the tip of his left thumb. "He ain’t got nothin’ made after the Second World War! It's a special security bit. We're stuck. It AIN’T comin’ out ‘o that door."
I couldn’t believe my ears! We were MEN! No way was I going back and facing my wife defeated. Our families were counting on us to fix this lock. There’d already been three robberies in the neighborhood in the last month.
"Try another one, Jim," I said, "Gee whiz, you sure keep at it when you can't open a bag of chips." I was sorry the second the words came out of my mouth. I could see the hurt in his eyes—his shoulders took on that familiar, rounded slump.
"Yeah. Yeah. Guess I do," he said, tossing his screwdriver into the toolbox. "Why don't you show me how it's done? You're so much better at everything than me, anyways."
"Hey. Man. I didn't mean that," I said, swatting him on the right shoulder. He just looked down at his shoes. He might have been crying.
Jim hadn't been the same since losing his job at the sawmill a year ago. That's when he, and my sister and their three kids, moved in here with Fred. The effect of it all was starting to show on more than just the threadbare knees of his hand-me-down Levis.
Caught in the Act
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by Jerry R. Nedelman
s they talked and smoked and drank their coffee, the two men stared into the wall-length makeup mirror of the dressing room. Each watched himself as well as the other. Ronald Lang taught history and directed the school plays. Frank Augsburg directed the choirs. Both had bags under their eyes and sagging cheeks—the accretions of too much coffee, too many cigarettes, lazy kids, bungling principals, and budget cuts. Budget cuts for music and theater, but never sports. Especially never Danny Dunham’s football.
Outside the Wilmot Tigers hosted the Glenville Gladiators. Muffled crowd roars diffused through the smoke.
“Big game,” Frank finally said.
“Big deal,” Ron responded on cue.
“Big deal for Dunham.”
“Damn him, Dunham.”
Their regular incantation against Coach Dunham. Bull Dunham. Whatever-Danny-wants-Danny-gets Dunham.
Exhaling smoke toward the ceiling, Ron watched his blurred reflection through the bottoms of his bifocals.
“Dunham didn’t have such a good week,” Ron said.
“Why not?”
Ron leaned over to the dressing table and snuffed out his cigarette, twisting and pushing—right, left, right, left, down, and down, like he was screwing the ashtray to the table top. He sat up, paused a beat, and began his story.
“I caught Ramrod Schebor cheating on his midterm.”
* * *
Rodney “Ramrod” Schebor, the Tigers’ star defensive tackle, came to American History on Monday in his usual way, wearing an old T-shirt that rode high on his rolling, pale belly. When he sat, the compression of his massive buttocks extruded his thick thighs out the bottoms of his cut-offs. His head lay like a boulder on his mountainous shoulders. Forehead and cheeks besieged his eyes. Coach Dunham could not induce Ramrod to keep his weight in check.
Ramrod yawned loudly, messed his already unkempt hair, and raised his hand.
“Mister Lang? I forgot my pencil again. May I please borrow one for the exam?”
The class tittered. “Someone lend Rodney a pencil,” Ron said. Ramrod’s classmates—loyal, prepared fans— thrust pencils at him from several rows away.
The murmuring subsided when Ron lifted a stack of papers from his desk. To the first person in each row he handed a section of the stack; each took one set of stapled sheets and passed the rest back.
“You may begin,” Ron announced.
He returned to his desk and read the newspaper, looking up now and then to check the class. Half an hour into the test he found that Ramrod had slid his chair forward and was peering over the shoulder of Marie Fulton. Ron stared, waiting for Ramrod to feel himself being watched, but his signal could not penetrate Ramrod’s bulk.
“Rodney! Bring me your exam.”
Ramrod pushed back his chair, mouth agape, eyes as wide as he could force them, his puffy face reddening.
“Now!”
Ramrod slowly rose and squeezed through the other students to Ron’s desk. “Mister Lang, I…”
“Rodney, you’ll come to see me at three o’clock. Now return to your seat and remain there until the class is over.”
At three o’clock, Ramrod stood in the doorway of Ron’s classroom. He knocked on the doorjamb. Ron looked up from grading the tests.
Ramrod had changed clothes. He had changed his appearance entirely. He wore a button-down shirt tucked neatly into creased slacks. His hair lay flat, combed, parted down the middle. Although still enormous, he looked more like he belonged in a pew than in a defensive line.
“Who told you to get dressed up?” Ron asked.
“Nobody.”
“Coach Dunham didn’t take you home and dress you?”
“No.”
Ron hesitated, not sure what play to call next.
“Come in. Have a seat.”
Ramrod did as bidden.
“What was that all about today, Rodney?”
“I’m sorry.”
“You know I should give you a zero.”
“I know. But I’d be grateful if you didn’t.”
Ramrod sat straight as steel, hands in his lap, looking Ron in the eye. Ron turned away and walked to the window, seeking help from the sidelines.
“Explain yourself,” he said to the parking lot.
“If you give me a zero, I’ll have a D on my midterm report. I won’t be allowed to play football for the rest of the term. That will hurt my chances for a scholarship to State.”
Ron took the snap. “Why didn’t you think of that earlier? Why didn’t you just study?”
“Mr. Lang, I hardly have time or energy to study. Dunham is running me ragged to get my weight down.”
Blitz! Ron scrambled.
“Who do you think you’re fooling, Rodney? Did Dunham put you up to this? Did he coach you on what to say? All dressed up like you’re going to church. Where’s your T-shirt that you always wear two sizes too small? Where’s your hick attitude?”
“That’s just an act, Mr. Lang. I do what I have to do. Around here, being a jock is what you have to do.”
“How do I know this isn’t the act, Rodney?”
“I may put on a show, but I don’t lie. I know what I did was wrong, but I was desperate. I’d like to make it right without getting a zero.”
Sack. Ron sat feebly in his chair. He stared out the window.
“Ramrod, did you bring a pencil?”
“No, but I have a pen.”
“Wait here. I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
* * *
“So what did you do?” Frank asked.
Ron smiled at himself and Frank in the mirror. He lit another cigarette, took a drag, exhaled. “I made the punishment fit the crime. I pulled out my twenty-years-worth of practice tests and answer sheets. I told Ramrod he was going to copy every damn one of them in long hand, questions and answers both, if it took him all week.
“Then I went to Dunham’s office and explained that either Ramrod did detention with me every afternoon this week or he’s getting a zero on his midterm.”
“You kept Ramrod from practicing!”
“Yep.”
“Ronald, I do believe you taught our friend Dunham a lesson.”
“Maybe. I just hope I taught my friend Ramrod Schebor some American History.”
swear, Brisque, she had rocks on her hand would knock your eyes out, the wifey. Eight, ten carats, I’m telling you. This thing on her neck could choke a horse, too. Dazzling, and it not yet noon. She must wear stuff like that in a shower probably big as city hall. Not bad either, come to think of it. I’d give her a go myself. She’s got a butt she should be proud of.” She rolled her you-know-me eyes.
“What about him? All this sudden revelation is as subtle as a broken leg, Marie Lavoren. You’d do anything to get what you want. Prostrate, vertical, you name an angle, and you’d find it and fit it. What’s his age? Condition? Athletic looking? What do his eyes look like? How deep inside you did they go?” He gauged her again. “When Marie the clerk becomes Marie the opportunist you can be devastatingly clear and concise in your observations, in your intuition, but you have great trouble leaving sex out of your judgment.”
Her gray-green eyes lit up, and then narrowed, blonde tresses falling over one eye as she nodded, and another button of her blouse was slyly opened. “Sitting on top of the world, he is, Brisque. In shape, lean at the waist, wide-eyed, jaw like a movie star with that intriguing cleft in the chin. Can undress you in a second, he can, explore you a bit, he can, but lets you know he’s putting your clothes back on. A little class with his act, I’ll tell you. He’s looked at me a few times in the store.” Leaning forward, using her body as punctuation, loading it up with exclamation, she added, “He’s about fifty, though he looks younger. It’s his physical training adds something special. Has great color, oh my, yes. Must lift, but not too much I’d bet. Moves like Gene Kelly or Freddie what’s-his-name doing a waltz in one of those old movies. Blue eyes like a lagoon must look, like they’re a second away from inviting you in for a shower or a swim or even a tussle.” She punctuated her description with another, “Oh my, yes.”
“How would I immediately recognize him?” There was something in Marie’s eyes that said she had a piece of information put away, held in reserve. He’d counted on that from the beginning. It was her modus operandi. She wouldn’t let him down.
Marie the opportunist smiled. “Two fingers missing off his right hand. And he is right-handed. The index finger and the sex finger, both gone almost to the knuckles, but not messy. Not like they were smashed off but a surgeon took them off. Clean. Neat. Not ugly or bulgy or toady looking.” The smile continued. She had come loaded for bear. “Harry’s sold him stones out of the store he says for eight or nine years now, since he cut the big crust. Says it came overnight. Figures it’s clean crooked, if you know what he means.” She could not have twisted the offer of her body any more than it was at that moment. “He’d be a great hit.” Her eyes rolled again, trespassing on the ultimate potential.
“Anything else Harry offer?”
She leaned forward again, never letting a chance slip away, her mouth slightly open, her eyes slightly closed. Brisque thought there should be odors in the offing too. She’s a piece of work, he said to himself, a magnificent piece of work.
“Lots of stuff kicking around, the kind Harry picks up in the trade. Stuff that follows big spenders, high rollers, the quick rich. He’s got a sweetheart stashed away in a condo down in Revere, right on the beach. His fingers came off via a machete, they also say, in the hands of a Cuban brought up from Miami to fix a wrong. If he soured somebody bigger, welshed, got in the sack with the wrong broad, he paid for it. But he come out of it clean. Well, kind of clean.” She smiled and broadcast her desire again, the blouse almost open the way barn doors swing wide, her blonde tresses falling over part of her face like cover playing games, her eyes finding at last a glimpse of libido down in the well of the master thief. “’Cept the index finger and his sex finger, of course.”
“You got something special in the bag, haven’t you?” Brisque Validarn slid a hand against the texture of her blouse, grazed the risen nail head, watched her eyes close.
She held his hand against her breast. “I don’t do this just for money, Brisque. I have dreams too.” The risen nail head struck back. “In his cellar, someplace in the house, in against that whole cliff, he’s got treasure your dreams couldn’t find. They say he brought something up out of the Caribbean would stand Fort Knox on its ear. I mean treasure treasure, Captain Kidd or Bluebeard himself, big-time baddies’ treasure, like he found it or stole it from someone who found it and was hiding it from the whole world. Treasure treasure!”
She cupped the back of his head, his lips at her breast. “We could be famous, Brisque. No more talk about Jimmy Valentine or Second-story Jack Finnegan. It’d be us, Validarn and his chick. Wouldn’t that make ‘em sit up and take notice??” Her mouth was open as wide as his.
*
Two more weeks, Marie at the listening post in the jewelry store, pumping her boss for information, bringing tid-bits to Brisque Validarn, him still collecting data, charting, and the heist of the century was at hand. Invaluable Marie came with the final tid-bit. “He’s going to Switzerland next week, Brisque. That hunk is going skiing. Imagine him maybe breaking a leg, or worse!” She rolled her eyes, played with a button. “His wife’s already in Paris with her sister. Been there two days. Two nights now he’s been down to Revere to the condo and the girlfriend. Would I like to be a fly on that condo wall.” She rolled her eyes, hung her tongue out, let a gurgle of a laugh rise and fall in her throat. Took his hand in her hand, brought it to the nail head.
“Marie, you are something else!” He cupped her, the inanimate nail head now alive. “I suppose you know when his flight leaves the airport?”
Back she leaned against the couch, shifted a bit for comfort, moved her buttocks into prime time, pursed her lips. “Flight Six-oh-two, Magellan Air, 9:30 P.M. next Wednesday evening. Harry Donnelley’s Limo is picking him up at 6:00 o’clock.” Her simple touch of him was not an idle touch. Results were quickly evident.
“What did you have to give up to get all this info?”
“There’s plenty left for you, Brisque. Here, have a look.”
*
By eleven o’clock on Wednesday night, under brittle darkness, heavy overcast but no rain promised until late morning, Brisque Validarn, master thief, was deep in the cellar of the house on Bretton Heights. He had by-passed the alarm system that tied into the Masco Security Company in nearby Wakefield, and studied the walls. It was a piece of cake to spot the false wall, find the keyway that moved it out of the way. In frozen awe he studied the contents of a small room, ten feet deep into the cliff, five feet wide, the sides all natural rock. Michelangelo himself must have done the sculpting, the chipping, set shelves of marble in place holding astounding treasures. As his flashlight beam found each piece the sparkle of immense stones leaped back at him, then a ray of near golden shine like a sunbeam loose of the sky, and footings so elaborate on pieces of large and ornate emblazonry that he was frozen in place. It was the mother lode of mother lodes. The thieves of the world, from London, Paris, Budapest, Raffles himself, would stand in awe.
All I planned on was one good stone, he said to himself. My god, look at all this treasure. Marie was right. I’ll need a truck to carry it. I can’t carry it all and I can’t leave it. Not by a long shot can I leave it. I’ll take one piece now and come back tomorrow night. His mind leaped at ways of carting the stuff off the hill, and then he thought of a FedEx truck or a UPS truck. Another piece of cake, he muttered as he reached for a small chalice set with dozens of stones. It was like the sun being refracted through a special lens, prisms scattering against his eyeballs. A deep breath was hauled down into his lungs.
A short while later Brisque Validarn came out of the darkness at the foot of Bretton Heights into the sudden glare of lights and beams and authoritative voices screaming for him to stand in place or be shot to death. Deftly he placed the stolen chalice on the ground and raised his hands. A dozen policemen surrounded him. Headlights on a dozen cars also chipped in with their own pieces of daylight.
The very first thing Brisque noticed was a hand, with two fingers missing, resting comfortably on one hip of Marie Lavoren standing off to the side. Brisque suddenly realized Marie probably had her own condo down in Revere, right there on the beach.
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Halo Mary
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Arch Angels
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Art Show
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Tina
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Terry
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Tourist
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Coffee Drinker
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Atomic Panther
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Sent on Sent
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Paper Skater
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Banner Reading Gouch
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Metamorphosis
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The Shaman Casts the King Adrift
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Small Man's Quandry
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Persistence of Character in the Almighty Parent
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